You couldn't guess.

 Vicks and smicks,

Cross community projects.

The best mustash in 3rd year,

Raised in a civil war,

But I couldn't tell the difference.

We both shout yeeeoooo the same.

Both wanting one more choon.

Maybe the dup got it wrong?

Maybe Sinn Féin isn't for the people.

Maybe the dance floor,

We all shout one more.

We all don't want the weekend to end.

To go back to polictical division again.

Fuk it I don't care where you keep the toaster,

Your my ne w best friend.